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Our Gems, in order of date published:

post pics of urself here! if u want to by Ripclaw, which has OVER 20 PAGES OF RESPONSES! Some of them are pictures and some are comments.

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What are you listening to right now by Akula, which has OVER 80 PAGES OF RESPONSES! Some of them are:
1. Paradise City - Guns n Roses by Akula
2. bad home depot music by Anonymous
3. Pip It Up - Strawberry Blondes by Akula
4. Corrosion Of conformity - Clean my wounds by Gambit
5. Killed By Death - Motorhead by Akula
6. Ivy-Sonota of Temptation by Anonymous
7. the god that failed-metallica by Fre
8. Rush-Force Ten by Ninja
9. Megadeath - Symphony of destruction by Gambit
10. Longview - Greenday by Akula
11. Lacrimosa Mix (Immediate Music Lacrimosa) by Anonymous
12. paradise city, gunzn roses by Ryu
13. The Way I Feel - Rancid by Akula
14. Im A Punk Rocker And I'm Never Gonna Fall In Love - Strawberry Blondes by Akula
So many things people are listening to.....join in the discussion Here
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What Are You Eating Right Now? by QwertyCody
1. Ice Cubes by Kreka_X
2. Porridge ! by Monza
3. pizza by James
4. a bowl of Kellogs Chocolate Crunchy Nut Clusters cereal. and I've just eaten two mars bars. And I think im gonna get a sandwich in a minute, if i can stay awake long enough... by Akula
5. Heartburn. From SPAM. by The Architect
6. chicken pot pie!!!! by QwertyCody
7. chips and soda by QwertyCody
8. A kebab! by Monza
9. water by Ryu
10. a apple cinnamon Nutri Grain bar. by Silri
11. Chicken Kiev with some baked potatoe in cheese, and brocoli by Monza
12. Archie's big round ballz by Ninja
13. Chiken Tandoori with a peg of Chivas Regal by James
14. a big cup of soup, chicken soup. by Silri
15. Toast ! by Monza
16. cereal by Akula
17. Lamb pasanda. by Monza
18. An entire packet of chocolate digestive biscuits. by Akula
19. Triple Chocolate Doughnuts, warm with cream...4 of the buggers...thats right! by Dillusion
Strange items people are eating by the 10th page or so......join in the discussion Here
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10 signs you are addicted to the MWM| ADMIN Rules by Felberg, which has just started to mutate into MANY more
1. You are up to ask your girfriend+ / fiance+ / wife+ for some sex level as you realize that if you do, you will most probably never get some anymore; by Felberg
2. Your girlfriend+ / fiance+ / wide+ YELLS at you for you to take the trash out. You then tell her that it was Admin abuse; by Felberg
3. You find yourself looking after the Admin section on everyday´s newsPapers; by Felberg
4. You find yourself up to burn (smite) your relatives, so they can start thinking about ending that awfull discussion; by Felberg
5. Your son is not behaving and you decide to keep him at home for another 90´s; by Felberg
6. Your son´s friend from another school comes to visit and offers your son to wear his school shirt. You perm ban his friend. Reason: No Recruiting!! by Felberg
7. You go to your son´s school for a visit. You see a huge board with all final grades. Then you start looking for temporary bans; by Felberg
8. Your girlfriend+ / fiance+ / wide+ leaves you a dinner message and you reply as: /read /acknowledged; by Felberg
9. Your daughter is going out with her boyfriend. You tell them right away that you will be on SPEC. You also asks him if he had read the rules; by Felberg
10. Your son enters the toilet to pick up something while you were there, busy. You tell him to GTFO the Spawn! by Felberg
11. ur wife has a baby.. the doctor pulls out the baby slaps its ass.... u automatically light the doctor on fire and yell admin abuser!!! by Mad||hatter
12. u walk into a local toilet...... there is a man taking a slash on the urinal...... u walk up and join him, he leans towards u looks down and say says ''haha wat a noob'' by Mad||hatter
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10 signs you are addicted to ET Post by Silver, which quickly mutated into MANY more
1. Your wife leaves you because you keep yelling "fire in the hole" during sex by Silver
2. Whenever you go out, go scan for mines by Silver
3. You suddenly said LOL or LMAO or WTF? by Silver
4. You run indoors whenever you hear a plane by Silver
5. You come to a guy in an accident and gives him cardboard boxes with a cross on them. When he didnt understand you, you told him to reconnect. Then the police came and took you somewhere. You scream " I'm a medic!! " by Silver
6. You run over and over on a manhole. Then you entered it and broke your leg by Silver
7. You suddenly have the urge to speak german by Silver
8. You enter the local sports shop and asked for some bullets for your MP-40 by Silver
9. Your toaster is broken. You decide to repair it when you wanna use it because it will be xp whoring by Silver
10. You are a master of disguise. You steal pants. by Silver
11. You order food at a resturant, and when it arrives you bellow "INCOMING!!!" at the waiter by Akula
12. You jump off small buildings and land on people, then when they ask for an explanation you calmly say that you were only testing if the server has Goomba-kills turned on. by Akula
13. Whenever you crash your car you start saying "We need an engineer" repetitively until somebody responds with "I'm an engineer - Where to?" by Akula
14. Your sat in maths class and the teacher writes some huge formula on the board, you respond with "omg wtf haxx !ban teacher feck off hacker!" by Akula
15. You jump onto tables and start stabbing paintings on the walls and the chairs with your knife. by Akula
16. Whenever you see people in abnormal clothes, you start asking them what skinpack they're using. by Akula
17. Your sitting in class and your pencil runs out of lead. You instantly yell out "I need ammo!" by Slay3r
18. When someone walks into your place of business you jump and say "Hallo!" by Slay3r
19. When by chance you see someone wearing the same shirt as you, you yell out "Enemy in disguise!" by Slay3r
20. When you see an RPG (Rocket propelled grenade, not role-playing game) in a movie/news, you yell "Nova's on the Panzer again.....RUN!!!!!" by NoVaCaNe
21. whenever a firwork goes off you yell "Incoming!" by Gunslinger
22. You look through binoclulars in a crowd of people and talk into a walkie talkie, "calling in for an airstrike" by Gunslinger
23. When u see someone playing with bottle rockets u yell ZOMG PANZER NUB!@!!@!!!111!1ELEVEN!11!one!11111 by Anton
24. When someone is being a douche you murmur to yourself '/!mute [[name]]' followed by damn they didnt enable silent commands!. by Anton
25. You have the sudden urge to !splat people. by Slay3r
26. When you talk, all you say are vsay commands. by Ninja
27. When everything you do is based on a vote. by Slay3r
28. When dreaming you mutter 'Good Game.' by Slay3r
29. When in class (high school or college) you blurt out 'Next map please!' by Slay3r
30. You go around whistling or humming the ET main menu theme. by Slay3r
31. You sit on your deck spotting out your dogs crapp for your friend to pick up you say "Land mine spotted check you command map!" by Gunslinger
32. Whenever you finish picking up your dogs crap you say "Mines cleared!" by Gunslinger
33. Whenever somone does well on a test you yell "H@X0R!!! !BAN (person) HACKING/CHEATING" by Gunslinger
34. Whenever you see a security camera you yell "Someones wall hacking!!" by Gunslinger
35. whenever u take a turd u say ''fire in the hole'' by Mad||hatter
36. when u flush the toilet u say ''the caves are draining'' by Mad||hatter
37. You make paper aeroplanes and throw them at people, when it hits their head you yell: "HEAAADSHOOOOT!" by NiGhTmArE
38. when you got a class test back, you say something like "good game" or "NEIN!"... by Enigma
39. When you stop to tie your shoe and all you can think is "My connection has been interrupted!" by Slay3r
40. When you think a simple pair of household pliers are an all in one wonder tool that can fix and construct anything. by Slay3r
41. When your wife asks you to fix the shower you respond instantly with "I'm an engineer." by Slay3r
42. You replace every day phrases such as "okay" and "yes" with "command acknowledged" or "command declined." by Slay3r
43. Whenever you are mad at your computer you yell "Command Declined!!!!" and say "Fire in the hole!" and nade your computer. by Druckerizer
44. When you are watching the simpsons everytime someone hits homer and he goes "Doh!" you say "Great shot!" by Druckerizer
45. If you throw a grenade at a wall and say "Suicide grenading FTW!" when really its FTL. by Druckerizer
46. when you see someone did poorer than you on a quiz you yell "N00B!!" by Gunslinger
47. When you go to work as a waiter and someone asks for you you yell "I'm a Medic!" by Gunslinger
48. You go to the beach wit a needle and when you see someone lying down you stick into them saying "Im a medic!" by Gunslinger
49. When you get your report card back, and its bad you say "/!reset XP" by Gunslinger
50. You check behind you every few seconds to make sure there are no snipers. by Slay3r
51. When you get a job appplication and they ask what position you want you write "Panza Nub" by Gunslinger
52. And finally Gambit offers his Top 10
  - 10. Someone beats you at cards, and you accuse them of hacking.
  - 9: You've ever thought to yourself, "If I had double jump, I could play in the NBA."
  - 8: Someone puts something where you can't reach and you accuse them of 'Trickplanting'
  - 7: You take someones pants, and are honestly surprized when they don't think you are the same person that the pants belong to.
  - 6: Someone taps you on the shoulder and you accuse them of 'Back-raping'
  - 5: Your wife/girlfriend complains about you missing the toliet when peeing, and you retorte' with "Well, I'm sorry. But I don't bot!"
  - 4: If someone falls down, you scream "I'm a medic" and run up to them and try to stick them with a syringe.
  - 3: You've tried to fix something with only a pair of pliers.
  - 2: Your parents/boss tells you to do something you don't want to do, and you respond with "Command declined."
  - 1: You've ever agreed to something by saying, "v51"
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Can Gambit let me outta the corner? Poll by Ninja
Ninja wrote:
To others you might go...umm wtf. But anyways if youve ever been on vent with me and gambit at the same time, you have probobly heard me get bannished to the corner and told to lie down. This is what happens after he tells me to go to the corner.

Anyways, I have to live there, because gambit gives me no break from that corner.

Dre Undeatable replies with:
stay in the corner you tommy lover.

JuniOR says:
LMFAO lol hell yea man thats good, u stay there and dont move!!!

James offers:
i will join ya ninja deer...
lawl...changed my mind...no

Gambit retorts with:
LOL!
I love when vent conversations turn into Forum spam!
You want out of your corner? I would have thought that you would feel nice and protected in that corner. From the Zombies, of course.
LOL

ZCSharp offers up this advice:
You might aswell be comfortably in that conner while you stay there for enterinty.
PS Unless you stop spaming.
PPS Which will never happen.

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Official MWM|Beer Post by Curtis
Renaming I need a Beer or who has a beer.......
This should be a official post.....If your drinkin....
post here let us know.......if your thinkin about it....
let us know we care i promise............If u hate
it go elsewhere.....this is not a post 4 u..........
IF U WANNA GET FREAKY WITH DUO GO ELSE WHERE>>>>>
I hope this post gets lot's of response's...........
Nova......I hope you post 2......You 2 Illusion....
And yes Nightmare.....By the way My panzer miss's You
Nightmare havn't seen you in a while.....What's your Xfire again man????
And for ya'll who smoke it.....(I wont say what)Post here 2
Just be discreit........It's ok I swear.....Im makin this the official....
MWM|Beer place

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